Handing Out Thanks

I would like to thank everybody and everything that has made is impossible to blog over the past two weeks:

All the sick people who have worn down my immune system until my body finally gave in to the germs

The Greatest Show on Earth

Accenture and the WGC for holding a match play tournament only once a year

My fiance for wanting a nice wedding

Myself, for not wanting to be as fat as I am in this picture, or this one, at the wedding.

Atlanta traffic

Guns 'N Roses cover band, Appetite For Destruction, their great music, and excellent party atmosphere

Michael Jackson...if something is wrong, he is usually behind it.

Team Bad Guy softball

and finally, The Academy, for putting together a relatively uninteresting show and giving awards to movies that most of mainstream America could not care less about (see The Aviator)