I'm Dope

For those of you who did not know how dope I am, check this out:

Look at me in this pic. Could someone not dope pull that pose off?

When I do a web search, I do it in style. Now that is hip.

I know all the latest forms of communication. Fresh.

At this very moment, I am wearing a DKNY shirt with hints of both purple and pink in it. Only the dopest of all the dope can go there.

Check out this pic. Note the visor.

That is it. The votes are in, and I am fresh!

In the words of one-hit wonder hip-hop artist Skee-Lo, "Ah yes, ain't that fresh. Everybody wanna get down like that."